Name:Jen Age:20
Orientations: Androgynous Panromantic Bisexual 
Current Relationship: Multiship 
(Disclaimer) Photographer: http://thepurplemoyashi.tumblr.com/
M!A: N/A 

the-albino-devil asked:

"Dear, have you thought of any names for our little princess?"

Uhhm… not really…

coldaethyl:

ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

ask-the-canadian-runaway asked:

"E-excuse me, sir. D-do you know where a park is eh?" ((Your choice on the muse :3 ))

ask-the-canadian-runaway:

thetwofacesofroderich:

thetwofacesofroderich:

(( Thank you! :D Hi there!))

Roderich looked upon the young man.

"…I do, but I have terrible sense of direction. So I couldn’t tell you how to get there. Why do you ask? Are you meeting someone?"

"Nonsense. Take one look at this house then tell me that I wouldn’t be able to afford you an entire walk in closet four times over. It’s not a worry to me. All I would like to do is offer you a more stable home, should you choose to. No one should be forced to live on the street, ever, and I would like to make a contribution not only to society, but to a human being who requires help."

He spoke with conviction. 

Matthew teared up as he walked up to Roderich and hugged him.

"…Thank you…for everything already…" He said quietly, trying not to cry.

Not really a man for physical contact, he was awkward to start with, but soon hugged the young man back. He smiled fondly.

"Oh Matthew, it’s alright. It’s perfectly alright… you’re welcome to stay here forever. I could use with company… and an heir to leave my legacy to."

Ummm Hello? - Closed Roleplay with thetwofacesofroderich

american-allie-cat:

thetwofacesofroderich:

"I appreciate your kindness, Miss Jones. Really I do. You’ve re-lighted my happiness. I’ve not felt happy in a long while."

He smiled softly, placing his hand on hers for a moment before going back to the dinner.

"After all, I lost everything after I went power delirious. Gaining some friendship is all I ask of life now."

She smiled, “Well…you know you have several friends now, some might not talk….but they’ll always listen.” she told him as she picked up her fork again, “You have me, Sugar, Eve, and all the other animals.”

"I have to agree with you. But it’s been a long time since I’ve felt a woman’s presence. It’s something I treasure."

He put his fork down, not feeling so hungry. 

"If you’ll excuse me, Miss Jones, I’ve lost my appetite…"

xoxsaramari:

Because I am so happy to get back into the world of blogging and to thank everyone for their great and very meaningful support I decided to make this one the best yet :D It features 3 prize packs (1st to 3rd place) and a Canon DSLR camera, wigs and much more. If you follow me just to join, that’s rather disappointing, and Good Luck to everyone.

PRIZES!
1st place pack: 1 Canon Eos-400D with 18-55mm lens / 1 new L-email blond and pink wig / 1 new H&M pink skater dress (medium) / 1 pair angel tights / 1 pair eyelashes / 1 eyeshadow palette / 2 deco sticker sheets / 1 Dollywink catalog / 1 purikura clear file / 1 Hello Kitty scalp massager / 4 cute phone straps / 1 My Little Pony (not pictured)

2nd place pack: 1 new L-email blond wig / 1 new pink tutu skirt (one size) / 1 pair ribbon tattoo tights / 1 set of ichigo flatware / 1 My Little Pony / 1 eyeshadow palette / 1 Dollywink catalog / 1 purikura clear file / 3 phone straps

3rd place pack: 1 new L-email pink wig / 1 purikura clear file / 1 My Little Pony / 1 Listen Flavor badge / 2 phone straps

RULES! 

This giveaway is entirely out of my own pocket and not affiliated with any brand or Tumblr

Winners chosen by random number generator 

You must be 16+ to enter (or have parents permission)

You must be willing to provide me an address for prize shipment

Winners will have 3 days to claim prize, if not new winners will be chosen
Open to international participants

Must be following me
Giveaway blogs will not count
1 reblog = 1 entry (likes do not count)

Open until August 1st 11:30pm eastern time

If you’d like to earn more entries go to Moments like Diamonds

Ummm Hello? - Closed Roleplay with thetwofacesofroderich

american-allie-cat:

thetwofacesofroderich:

"I’m fine… just a little saddened is all. But nothing sleep won’t fix. Please do not fret for me."

He had come across Eve’s boss’ demands, and a restraining order. Since Eve had the chance to escape, she made it so Aster couldn’t be in the proximity ever again. It destroyed him, because he had lost everything; all because the power got to his head.

Allie gently touched his arm, trying to be supportive. “If you ever want to talk about anything….I’m here to listen.”

"I appreciate your kindness, Miss Jones. Really I do. You’ve re-lighted my happiness. I’ve not felt happy in a long while."

He smiled softly, placing his hand on hers for a moment before going back to the dinner.

"After all, I lost everything after I went power delirious. Gaining some friendship is all I ask of life now."

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